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Princesses have issuesby ~QueenOfTheCute

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A LOT of issues.

A few words on each girl:

Cinderella: Her dress is silver. Not blue. Thankyouverymuch. Oh! And she's a complete bimbo.

Ariel: No surprise that my favorite princess gets to tell off my least fav.

Jasmine: Poor thing never gets to dress up in her fancy clothes. And they're hawt, too.

Belle: Technically... she never married that Prince.

Maybe she had a thing for hairy dudes?

Eilonwy: Lame movie. Lame characters. Lamer character design. It's no small wonder why The Black Cauldron has been disowned by Disney. I've heard lovely things about the books, though.

Aurora: She's a ditz, too, but I just can't bring myself to hate her. Probably because of the hair. Yeah, definitely the hair.

Pocahontas: Daughter of the chief? Close enough to a princess for me! Also, she has a huge rack.

Snow White: True. Anyone else sense a hint of pedophilia while watching it?

Kida: She counts as a princess, even if the movie was woefully disappointing for me. (I reallyreally wanted to like it... but it just wasn't solid enough.) Still, she's voiced by Cree Summer, so that wins her lots of brownie points.

Megara: Ok. You got me. Not really a princess in the movie. But she is in the myth! (Of course, Herc kills her and their children in that myth, but why split hairs?) Besides, I love that joke, and I needed one more girl to say it.

Yes, I've probably thought about this much too much. But since Disney shoves this Princess stuff at us all the time,I can't help it. They get so many of them wrong! If there's one thing you can't fake, it's royal heritage.

And don't even get me started on Tinkerbell...

All princesses © to Disney (don't sue me)

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~doubtseventhere 3 days ago

Pocahontas, Meg and Kida totally make the picture lol

~Saoirse-Rose May 3, 2012

Love Meg and Kida, they made my laugh

~Pepperfan1 Apr 30, 2012 Student

I didn't know that Snow White was 14. Thank you for sharing.

*lyrical-harmonies Apr 30, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Book Eilonwy is my most favorite character of all time. Movie Eilonwy... Not so much.

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Forget Prince Charming. I want an Assistant Pig-Keeper.

~kitkatklb90 Apr 17, 2012

lol This is awesome. I hope you don't mind me sharing it on my tumblr: [link]

~MightyMorphinPower4 Apr 9, 2012

hahah funny one here

~MarioZilla Apr 2, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

What movie is Kida from?

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Best Pokemon: Blaziken
Best Spectrobe: Rygazelle

I like Narwhals!

~Cirka88 Apr 10, 2012

Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Really good Disney movie, IMO, regardless of what Queen's opinion of it may be. It did have a lot more potential than it reached, however, especially with Joss Whedon attached to it.

I hear tell that executive meddling is to blame for that, however... Story of poor Joss' life, much to the ire of his fans (ie: anyone, anywhere).

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Bears in Tuxedos. Because you don't get much more bad-ass than that.

~dragonmaiden50 Apr 13, 2012

Yeah. The same crap happened to The thief and the cobbler. They released the incomplete original online called the uncobbled version. Blows the first out of the water. Hates hollywood's corporate bullshit.

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I can only please one person a day.

Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

~haru5319 Mar 30, 2012

This is amazing, nothing else needs to be said~

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