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A LOT of issues.


A few words on each girl:

Cinderella: Her dress is silver. Not blue. Thankyouverymuch. Oh! And she's a complete bimbo.

Ariel: No surprise that my favorite princess gets to tell off my least fav.

Jasmine: Poor thing never gets to dress up in her fancy clothes. And they're hawt, too.

Belle: Technically... she never married that Prince. =D Maybe she had a thing for hairy dudes?

Eilonwy: Lame movie. Lame characters. Lamer character design. It's no small wonder why The Black Cauldron has been disowned by Disney. I've heard lovely things about the books, though.

Aurora: She's a ditz, too, but I just can't bring myself to hate her. Probably because of the hair. Yeah, definitely the hair.

Pocahontas: Daughter of the chief? Close enough to a princess for me! Also, she has a huge rack.

Snow White: True. Anyone else sense a hint of pedophilia while watching it?

Kida: She counts as a princess, even if the movie was woefully disappointing for me. (I reallyreally wanted to like it... but it just wasn't solid enough.) Still, she's voiced by Cree Summer, so that wins her lots of brownie points.

Megara: Ok. You got me. Not really a princess in the movie. But she is in the myth! (Of course, Herc kills her and their children in that myth, but why split hairs?) Besides, I love that joke, and I needed one more girl to say it.



Yes, I've probably thought about this much too much. But since Disney shoves this Princess stuff at us all the time,I can't help it. They get so many of them wrong! If there's one thing you can't fake, it's royal heritage.

And don't even get me started on Tinkerbell... :shakefist:



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OK thanks for the chuckle!!

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*cracking up* Oh.. my god.. you WIN!

I had no idea Snow White was 14! O_O

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Ahh... you missed odette from the swan..thinger..movie :| i never liked her anyway though, so i forgive you :D
and i never knew that snow white was only 14... this will prove interesting for next time i watch the movie..
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This is wonderful! :D
Pretty drawings and very funny :D
and I so dislikes this princess-thing Disney is doing so more "humiliating" princess stuff just makes my day!

Protect the children from the princesses!

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I never knew Snow White was 14. :o I really liked Atlantis, but then I can be very easy to please...:lmao: I only ever saw The Black Cauldron once and I don't remember it. Good thing? I dunno, I think I'd like to see it again just to, y'know, remember. Perhaps that's asking for torture?

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Actually, The Swan Princess was produced and directed by animator Richard Rich. Although he did work for Disney at one time (along with Don Bluth) he left them to start his own animation studio, which released that film. So Odette isn't a Disney princess.

And yes! Snow White is somewhere from 12-14 in the movie! Can you believe it? O.o;;

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snow white's fourteen? XD

well, i was pretty little when i watched that. i don't expect myself to remember anything from it XDD

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Watch it again. It's worth it. =D

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