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Princesses have issuesby ~QueenOfTheCute

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A LOT of issues.

A few words on each girl:

Cinderella: Her dress is silver. Not blue. Thankyouverymuch. Oh! And she's a complete bimbo.

Ariel: No surprise that my favorite princess gets to tell off my least fav.

Jasmine: Poor thing never gets to dress up in her fancy clothes. And they're hawt, too.

Belle: Technically... she never married that Prince.

Maybe she had a thing for hairy dudes?

Eilonwy: Lame movie. Lame characters. Lamer character design. It's no small wonder why The Black Cauldron has been disowned by Disney. I've heard lovely things about the books, though.

Aurora: She's a ditz, too, but I just can't bring myself to hate her. Probably because of the hair. Yeah, definitely the hair.

Pocahontas: Daughter of the chief? Close enough to a princess for me! Also, she has a huge rack.

Snow White: True. Anyone else sense a hint of pedophilia while watching it?

Kida: She counts as a princess, even if the movie was woefully disappointing for me. (I reallyreally wanted to like it... but it just wasn't solid enough.) Still, she's voiced by Cree Summer, so that wins her lots of brownie points.

Megara: Ok. You got me. Not really a princess in the movie. But she is in the myth! (Of course, Herc kills her and their children in that myth, but why split hairs?) Besides, I love that joke, and I needed one more girl to say it.

Yes, I've probably thought about this much too much. But since Disney shoves this Princess stuff at us all the time,I can't help it. They get so many of them wrong! If there's one thing you can't fake, it's royal heritage.

And don't even get me started on Tinkerbell...

All princesses © to Disney (don't sue me)

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~kayanne21 Apr 25, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I always figured that Snow Whit's prince was like 15 or something...
I'm more concerned about the fact that he kissed a dead chick.

~elena-landry Apr 25, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Megara is a city-state in Ancient Greece :happy:

~PeaceDragon1724 Apr 18, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

WHERE THE FUCK IS MULAN.

~elena-landry Apr 25, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

IDK!!! ask QueenOfTheCute

~TheNewDorothyGale Apr 17, 2013

well, along with Snow, Cindy IS the best. The definition of role models. Bimbo? I think you guys should actually watch the movie. Unless bimbo is Chinese for "girl who puts up with crap but never becomes a bitter, vindictive jerk *cough cough Meg* because she's too cool and strong for that".

I'm not sure how Aurora is a ditz though... I think you're confusing her with Rapunzel or Ariel

Aurora never took her dreams seriously. she had a wicked sense of humor.

And pedophilia... isn't that for under-teenage?

Belle is such a Mary Sue, always right, always the poor victim, even when it's her own stupid fault. I cant believe no one has made art around that yet, it's always just the bestiality jokes. Ariel too, why is she so praised for her deeply unhealthy obsessions (ie hoarding and some strange guy she didn't even know) while the old princesses get insulted for loving romance? *cough DISNEY FAN DOUBLE STANDARDS*. Ariel is a good role model for that and selfishly leaving her family and culture for a guy, but the older ones are stupid passive doormats for following their dreams. Yeeeeah. They have a lot more personality than many of these newer cardboard heroines *COUGH BELLE AND TIANA* not that I don't love Tia, but...

I'm sick of how much irrational hate these "outcast" heroines get, just because it's "cool" to. they're so much better than most of these newer ones- class, strength, and they dont need a sword or be a bratty little sassmouth to make them cool ^_^ hating them is so overrated, and shallow and lazy to boot. Why do people act so threatened by them? But I'm not hating on your pic or anything, just pointing out some stuff.

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~elena-landry Apr 25, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

no need for that spam that is crashing my computer. like really? pointing out SOME stuff? WHY dont you go write a journal about this and let someone who WANTS to see it read it instead of spamming!

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